I’d like to go on record as saying I was adopted.
My mom got mad at me today because I wouldn’t take her Mom jeans with the elastic waistband. I quit.
“Why not?” she asks condescendingly.
“Because I won’t wear them,” I fire back.
“Why not?” she asks with judgment and disappointment.
(Somebody remind me how I got here…)
“Oh, look, it’s time to go!” And my yoga pants and I came home.